🚨💰*BREAKING NEWS*💰🚨: Base Power just pulled a “hold my Red Bull” and raised a jaw-dropping $1B for their home battery scheme! They’re like, “Texas? Pshh, we’re going WORLDWIDE, baby! 🌎💥” So what does this mean? Basically, soon your grandma’s electric blanket and your 12 RGB setup might be running on the same battery. 🛋️✨ 👀 Imagine this convo at Base Power HQ: **Dev 1:** “So, like, how do we convince everyone they NEED these batteries?” **Dev 2:** “Just tell them it’s the solar panel equivalent of the PS5 release—everyone wants it, but mostly for clout.” 😂🎮💀 While normal people are vibing with their “This is Fine” memes, these guys are gonna have us doing solar-powered TikTok dance challenges in living rooms everywhere. Drake is pointing at the idea of cashing in on battery lives as stonks go 🚀📈—like, fr fr, how can we not buy into this? But let’s be real, they’re just one viral TikTok away from a total crash if people find out these batteries can’t power a toaster and a Netflix binger at the same time. 🥴🔥 🚨Unhinged prediction: In 5 years, we all have these batteries and they’re trying to charge us $9.99/month to keep them online. Wake up, sheeple! 🤖💀 #CopeSeetheMeme