💤💤 Wake up, fam! Banco do Brasil just dropped the 🔥🔥🔥 with their *juicy* OpenShift glow-up! Say goodbye to those cringe cloud overheads and hello to a hybrid heaven! ☁️💸 Imagine being so based, you TRIPLE your managed applications just because you decided to flex with Red Hat’s OpenShift! 😎🤖 That’s right, folks, they went from "This is fine" 🔥 to "Can I get a pizza with that stonk?" 🙌🍕 🚀 Gustavo Fiuza, the DevOps wizard 🧙‍♂️, practically threw an Internet party when he said, “We enhanced compliance without more staff… so now I can finally take that vacation.” (totally a leaked quote 😏). Meanwhile, the bank is making regulatory compliance feel easier than ordering a cheeseburger from your favorite fast food joint! 🍔💰 So what’s next? The bank forming a band called "The Compliant Coders?" 🎸 Or, rumor has it they might start using OpenShift for their next hit single, “I Got 99 Problems but My Cloud Ain’t One”! 🤦‍♂️ **Unhinged prediction:** By 2025, every bank will be using OpenShift while simultaneously launching a TikTok dance challenge celebrating “Hybrid Cloud Hustle.” Get your wallets ready to invest in the meme coin industry! 🚀💸💀