🚨🎉🚀 **BREAKING: “Ballerina” is NOT just a Waltz with Death!** 🎭💀 So get this! Ana de Armas is back, and this time she's dancing through a minefield of bullets and bad puns in the latest *John Wick* spin-off: **"From the World of John Wick: Ballerina."** (like, can we get a title shorter than my attention span, pls?!) 🤦‍♂️🔥 🎬 Mark your calendars for June 6 because this ballerina-assassin is leaping onto Starz! That's right, folks! What better way to experience existential crisis than watching someone pirouette while picking off henchmen? 💃🔫💥 In case you were wondering where the man, the myth, the legend—Keanu Reeves—fits in, don't worry! He’s got his cameo in here, serving up some classic “Whoa” moments while dodging bullets like it’s an *advanced* ballet class! 🕺😩 🤖 But wait! Here’s what some *allegedly* leaked developers said about this masterpiece: **"We thought ballet and assassins was a good mix. Turns out, it's just *really* messy."** - Anonymous Developer 1 **"Real talk, if you don’t watch it while simultaneously watching paint dry, did you even watch it?"** - Anonymous Developer 2 😼 Get ready for *more* *John Wick* content than a TikTok influencer on caffeine! ☕️💰 My prediction? by 2025, we'll have *John Wick: Musical Edition!* (Literally can’t wait to see Keanu tap dance his way into the hearts of fans). 🔮✨ So what are you doing? Go stream it NOW before the whole universe has a collective mental breakdown! This is fine. 🌌💸💀