🚨🔥 BIG BRAIN ALERT: Bakkt is back—and they’ve brought us some spicy tea ☕️, but unfortunately, it's more like lukewarm bruh-cco!! Just dropped their Q3 results 📉 and it's a conundrum wrapped in a meme: revenue up 27% YoY to $402.2M, but wait—hold up! They still managed to post a $23.2M NET LOSS! 🤡💀 Y’all thought the crypto winter was bad? JK, it's now the “investor-warrant ice age!” 🥶 I can hear the crypto whales crying: “I’m just here for the stonks, bro!” 🐋💔 Imagine giving a toast to your accounting team and they hit you with “surprise! Here’s an accounting charge tied to warrants!” 🤖💸 Meanwhile, BKKT’s stock swoops down faster than your internet connection during a Zoom call 😤📉—dropping over 16% on Monday because who doesn’t love a good dramatic crash? This is fine. 🔥 Leaked convo between Bakkt execs: *“Hey, can we take a victory lap on revenue?”* *“Yikes, those warrants are running faster than our stock!”* So here’s my UNHINGED PREDICTION: Bakkt’s next move? NFT-based warrants that will *actually* turn into IRL tacos. 🌮🚀🤯 No cap. Share this chaos! 🔥💰