📚💻 GET READY TO GRADE A THIS BACK TO SCHOOL SEASON, FOLKS! 🚀🔥 Ever wanted to channel your inner scholar but ended up looking like a total noodle? 🥴 No cap, I've got the lowdown on the tech that’ll turn you from “Who even are you?” to “Oh my god, a STUDENT-GOD!” 💯✨ First up, laptops! 🖥️ If you're rocking anything less than a MacBook or a high-end gaming rig, you might as well be doing your homework on a potato 🥔. Leaked quote from my friend Steve, a *barely* functioning CS major: “My laptop crashes harder than my dreams.” 😂💔 Next, scooters! 🛴📉 Forget walking like a peasant, hop on a scooter and enter the *fast lane to class* (but please don’t end up as a viral fail video)! Remember, it’s not about being late, it’s about making an entrance...until you wipe out and it’s “this is fine” level chaos. 🐶🔥 So, whether you’re looking to crush your courses or just show off your *cool tech* at the cafe, remember: 📏 **Stonks Up** for wild tech choices or *cope* with an old textbook. No one wants to see you peeking at your notes while using a flip phone in 2023! 😱👀 🌌🚨 Hot take of the century: In 2040, all students will just upload their brains to the cloud. But until then, level up hard! 🔥🤖 #SchoolSZN #TechChamps 👑📈 🌟💀🤡 SHARE if you’re ready to be the GOAT this semester!