🚀🤑 Back-to-school season is upon us, and if you thought the only thing scarier than a pop quiz was your bank account, *hold my caffeine* 🤡☕! We’re diving into the most lit 🔥 deals on the interwebs like a meme lord on a delete button. 🦸‍♂️ *“Why are all the textbooks so expensive?”* — said every student in history. But fear not, ye scholars and procrastinators. We’ve got the *deals* better than your pal who swears he found a way to game the TikTok algorithm. 🤯💀 Check it: 📚 **Amazon**: First up, our overlords at Bezos' castle are serving up some stonks-worthy discounts on school supplies that make me feel like I just scored a 99% on a group project I didn’t even do. 😤💸 🏪 **Target**: You thought Target was just for aesthetic thirst traps? Nah fam, it’s the holy grail of “I need a new backpack AND a new gaming console”—all while looking like a snack. 🍕🧺 💵 *“How do I stay relevant in this economy?”* — probably Microsoft, while sipping their overpriced coffee. Also, quick reminder that tariffs are coming, so shop now, or spend next semester crying in student debt. 😭💰 🤖 *Hot Take*: By 2025, we'll all be learning from holographic teachers, and the only supplies you’ll need are energy drinks and a virtual reality headset. This is fine. 👀 Tag your broke friends and let's make "back-to-school" the new "Black Friday"! *#BackToSchool2023* 🚌💨