🚨💼 BACK TO SCHOOL 2025 ALERT! 🎒🔥 Listen up, fam! It’s that time of year again when pencils sharpen and parents' wallets POOF into the void! 💸💸 With the school year creeping up like that one teacher who *always* assigns pop quizzes, retailers are feeding us deals hotter than a TikTok dance trend! ⚡💃 🌟 Get ready for the ultimate showdown: "Back to School Sales" vs. "Rent Moneys." Who will win? Stonks or education? 🤔💰 Leaked response from a retailer: "We don't actually care about education, we're just here for the vibes and to milk your wallets dry! 🥛💔" But let's keep it 🅱️A⛔️SED, kids! You want those BFFL folders and backpack swag to look fire 🔥 while you’re trying to avoid math class like it’s the plague. Meanwhile, your little sibling is just vibing with their interest in Minecraft instead of homework. Sidenote: The only thing scarier than your grades about to drop is the anti-climactic prices on those “discount” school supplies! 😱 THIS IS FINE. 🧠🚀 HOT TAKE: In 2025, students will be negotiating school tuition in Bitcoin, and teachers will just be holograms projecting "I won't teach you if you won’t learn!" Let’s hope I'm wrong because that’s some galaxy brain cringe! 🤖💀 Share this chaos with your crew! 📲🤡 #BackToSchool