🔥🍕💀 Hold onto your butts, gamers! 🎮💥 We just got the tea on "Baby Steps," the game that’s basically a therapy session wrapped in a cruel joke. Imagine trying to walk straight on a treadmill while a toddler throws Legos at your face—yeah, that’s this game! 🤡 You think you can stroll through the wilderness? Nah fam, this game is a clown fiesta where gravity is your worst enemy and falling down 1,000 times feels like a Tuesday! 🤹‍♂️ *Developer quote leak:* "We wanted players to experience the pain of existence and the futility of trying to reclaim their youth. #Relatable" 😱 When I finally made it up that mountain after 13 hours of faceplanting into pixelated rocks, I thought I was gonna get a trophy or something, but nah, just more falling. This is how they lure you into the void, fam. Stonks? More like stonks. 💰⬆️ 💃 So, if you're tired of easy-mode games where you actually accomplish stuff, join the ranks of the masochistic gamer elite—grab Baby Steps, and remember: when you hit the ground, just scream “this is fine” and get back up! 🔥🔥 In a wild twist, I predict that in 2025, Baby Steps will be the endorsed workout of gym bros everywhere. Yeah, absolute chaos! 🏋️‍♂️🤖