🎉🍑 BREAKING NEWS FOR THE NERD HERD! 🍑🎉 Aylo, the *legendary* parent company of Pornhub (yes, we see you lurking, fam) just dropped some *seriously spicy* letters to the big dogs: you know, Apple, Google, and Microsoft! 📩💌 In a move that’s *more questionable than 3 AM TikToks*, they’re all like, “Yo, tech giants, how about we install a device-based age verification so kiddos can’t sneak into our virtual adult playground?” 🤡😳 Yeah, you heard that right — these companies are suddenly concerned about the moral fabric of our society, like 🤯 this is fine, but only because they want some sweet, sweet compliance $$$. 🤑 Imagine this conversation: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Should we do something about age verification?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Nah fam, let the kids see the memes!” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “But what if they *actually* start demanding the Fortnite dance IRL?” 😅 Remember when we thought we’d have flying cars by now? 🚀 Instead, we’re getting letters about keeping minors off the “good stuff.” Nothing says 2023 like “STOP! MIND THE PORN TEENS!” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out brain scanners at the app store to confirm you’re not just another basement-dweller looking for some Jigglypuff cosplay pics! #STONKS 🔥🔥 Share if you think Aylo just wants to get their PHD in digital babysitting! 📚🤖