Ayo, Pornhub's dad just slid into Apple & Googleโs DMs asking for age checks! ๐ฉ๐ Is this a W or an L? ๐ฅ #Cringe
๐๐ BREAKING NEWS FOR THE NERD HERD! ๐๐ Aylo, the *legendary* parent company of Pornhub (yes, we see you lurking, fam) just dropped some *seriously spicy* letters to the big dogs: you know, Apple, Google, and Microsoft! ๐ฉ๐ In a move thatโs *more questionable than 3 AM TikToks*, theyโre all like, โYo, tech giants, how about we install a device-based age verification so kiddos canโt sneak into our virtual adult playground?โ ๐คก๐ณ Yeah, you heard that right โ these companies are suddenly concerned about the moral fabric of our society, like ๐คฏ this is fine, but only because they want some sweet, sweet compliance $$$. ๐ค Imagine this conversation: ๐จโ๐ป Developer 1: โShould we do something about age verification?โ ๐จโ๐ป Developer 2: โNah fam, let the kids see the memes!โ ๐จโ๐ป Developer 1: โBut what if they *actually* start demanding the Fortnite dance IRL?โ ๐ Remember when we thought weโd have flying cars by now? ๐ Instead, weโre getting letters about keeping minors off the โgood stuff.โ Nothing says 2023 like โSTOP! MIND THE PORN TEENS!โ ๐ฅ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: Next thing you know, theyโll be handing out brain scanners at the app store to confirm youโre not just another basement-dweller looking for some Jigglypuff cosplay pics! #STONKS ๐ฅ๐ฅ Share if you think Aylo just wants to get their PHD in digital babysitting! ๐๐ค
