✨✈️ BREAKING NEWS: Your Luggage is officially in a relationship with Apple's AirTag! 💔📦🔥 🚨 Hold onto your boarding passes, folks! Another airline (because apparently 30 wasn't enough) just joined the elite club of AirTag buddies! 🙌 If your luggage takes a vacation without you, now you can track it like a mad parent stalking their kid’s location on Find My Friends. 🤳💼💀 So here's the tea ☕️: iOS 18.2 just dropped this feature called Share Item Location, and it's like a Tinder for your suitcase—swipe right for "Find My luggage" and left for a heart-wrenching, airport heartbreak! 💔🤖 Imagine your bag ghosting you in Paris, and now you can track it down like it's an ex at a bar! 😂 What will they think of next? 🚀 A feature to check if it's living its best life at a tropical resort? 🌴🐒 "OMG, my suitcase is on a beach vacation while I'm stuck in economy class!" Leaked Developer Quote 🗣️: "We saw how stressed people were without their bags... so we invented digital stalker tools. You're welcome!" 💀✨ But for real, with all this tech, if your bag still gets lost, just accept it’s gone to live in the Bermuda Triangle – no cap!! 🤯💰 Hot take: In 2025, your luggage will have its own Instagram account, and it’ll be more popular than you. Prepare to be #OutBagged! 🤡🔥