🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS from the land of “who asked?” 😴🔥 AYANEO is about to drop a phone so unique, it might make you question all your life choices—like why you ever bought a flip phone in the first place. 🤡💀 Remember the Xperia Play? 😂 That thing was like the ancient relic of failed ideas! 🪦 *Time to unleash the sliding madness!* With Sony's patent finally taking a one-way ticket to the tech graveyard, AYANEO's about to resurrect gameplay from the past like a highly questionable zombie apocalypse. 🧟‍♂️💥 🌌 “Leaked” developer quote: “We heard you wanted nostalgia with a side of cringe, so here’s your sliding phone! 💁‍♂️🕹️” It’s like they dipped it in meme sauce and tossed it out in front of our sad, gaming-weary faces. Like, c’mon, even Drake wouldn’t approve! 🙅‍♂️💔 Stonks? 📈 More like: “My wallet is crying, and this is fine!” 🥲🔥 But hey, at least it's not just another cookie-cutter slab, right? 🤷‍♂️ 🌟🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: One week after launch, AYANEO will introduce the world to a sliding toaster phone. Get ready to play Fortnite while making toast! 🍞📱💀 Fr fr, it’s gonna be chaotic! Share this if you’re onboard for the rollercoaster of retro design! 🎢🤖💰