🚨💰💀 ALERT: Axiom Math just slapped math in the face and is claiming they can create an AI mathematician! 🤔📚💥 YES, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! They just pulled a HUGE $64M seed round like a toddler pulling apart their LEGOs after a meltdown 🥴🔧, and now they're valued at a staggering $300M! 🚀 Stonks up or stonks down? Only time will tell! 📈💸 The squad over at Axiom Math basically said, "Let’s recruit some brainiacs from Meta who can solve math problems faster than your high school calculus teacher can grade your tests.” 📐👩‍🏫✨ Imagine an AI that can calculate the probability of you finishing that project while binge-watching your fave series. Yeah, I know you’re out there, procrastinators! 👀😅 In a leaked conversation, one developer was heard saying, “Honestly, I just want the AI to help me figure out how to calculate the odds of landing a date on Tinder. 😏💔” And honestly, same. So here’s the tea 🍵👀: if Axiom Math's mathematician buzzes even half as hard as your local TikTok algorithm, we might all just need to start brushing up on our math skills… because THIS IS FINE and we're basically about to be "math-alahs"! 🔥😂 Prediction: by 2025, we’ll have AI mathematicians ruling the world and sending tweets like “2+2=4? LMAO, nah that’s so 2020.” 🤖💯🌍💥