🚨🚨 ALERT: AWS Gone Full Shopping Mall Mode for AI Agents! 🚨🚨 Okay fam, hold onto your keyboards because Amazon is literally trying to make AWS *THE* one-stop shop for AI agents!!! 🤖🛒👏 And no, I don’t mean the people still buying CDs in 2023, I mean full-on digital brains like Anthropic, IBM, Perplexity, and a whole vibe of others trying to steal our jobs! 💀💀 Imagine this: you stroll into AWS's virtual mall and boom! 🎉 “AI Agent 1.0, the assistant that will ruin your life way faster than your last boss” next to “AI Agent 2.0, the one that'll just agree with everything you say.” 🤡💅 And all this is happening because employers are sweating bullets trying to keep up with the AI wave 🌊. They’re like Drake pointing to their job applications shouting, “WE NEED AI NOW!” 🚀💰 No cap, it’s giving “this is fine” vibes when they realize just how many AI options they have to comb through. Like, bro, it’s a *FULL* buffet of chaos! 🧠💥 Leaked dev quote: “We're expecting everyone to just rapidly onboard AI agents like it's shopping for toilet paper during a marathon!” – Some random dude who probably loves stonks. And here’s my HOT TAKE: by next year, we'll see AI agents having existential crises over who gets to assist you first. It’s gonna be *wild*. Y’all ready? 🤯🔥 #AIOverload