🚨🤖BREAKING NEWS: AWS Wants You to Be Besties with AI! 🤝💼 Hold up! Amazon Web Services is out here trying to serve us a slice of their *friendship pie* with AI! 🍰 Like your coworker who just auto-corrects their bad vibes—AWS says humans and AI can totally be BFFs, no cap! 💯💔 But let's be real, ain’t nobody sipping coffee with a hyper-intelligent, data-scraping robot without some serious side-eye. 👀💀🤖 “We can co-exist,” they say, like Tinder dates trying to convince you they don’t have a catfish on the side. 🐈💔 💬 *Imagine a developer saying*: “Yeah, we’re just going to let these AIs churn out code while I sip my cold brew and contemplate my life choices.” *Bro, your life choices are actively coding a Skynet situation; please stop.* 🚫🔥 Meanwhile, Amazon’s like, "Trust us, we only want to *enhance* the workplace." Uh-huh, just like giving a toddler a just-out-of-the-oven cookie, right? 🍪💥 🔥💰Prediction time: in 2030, your new manager will be a sentient AI named “DAVE” who specializes in passive-aggressive emails and definitely won’t be giving you a raise—#dankidea 💸🌌 So strap in, fam! We’re all about to be coworkers with a computerized overlord, like a corporate “This is Fine” meme come to life. 🤡🚀 Buckle up!