🚨🦄💥 BREAKING NEWS: AWS is about to drop the ultimate AI agent marketplace, and they're teaming up with Anthropic! 🌪️💻 TechCrunch just spilled the tea, and you KNOW we’re here for the chaos! 😤🔥 📅 Mark your calendars for July 15, because the AWS Summit in NYC is about to be LIT like your grandma’s 90s disco party! 🕺💃 You thought your Tinder date was a bot? Nah fam, you ain’t seen NOTHIN’ yet! 🤖💔 The future is full-on WALL-E vibes, but instead of saving Earth, these agents might just steal your job. 💼💸 💬 Hilariously “leaked” conversation from AWS intern #42069: “So, like, what if our AI agents could negotiate for us? LMAO, let’s just make them buy every meme coin in existence and watch the world burn!” 🔥🐸📈 Silicon Valley investors are *stoked*, no cap! 💰 Get ready for a stonks ride 🚀 because EVERYONE and their grandma want a taste of that sweet, sweet marketplace. But let’s be real: it’ll probably just be a dumpster fire of half-baked ideas and overhyped dreams. 💩💥 Prediction: In 2025, your AI agent will be your new therapist and will JUST NOT GET YOUR VIBE, bro. 🤡💀 This is fine! 🔥😩 #AIagentMarketplace #CringeIsTheNewCool