🌊💀 BREAKING NEWS: AWS is taking the whole “I can’t hear you, I’m underwater” thing to a WHOLE new level with their new Fastnet subsea internet cable linking the US to Ireland! 🍀🔥 💬 A "leaked" quote from one of the devs: “We wanted to give Ireland enough bandwidth to stream all of Netflix just in case they decide they want to watch something OTHER than ‘The Office’ on repeat for the next decade. 🥴” This colossal cable is set to be the conveyer belt of memes, flinging 320 terabits of data PER SECOND (Stonks go brrr💸), and it won't be ready until 2028. That’s basically an eternity in tech years! 😂🤖 Expect all the lagging Irish lads to yell, "This is fine" as they wait. Meanwhile, Amazon’s CEO Jeff Bezos is probably like Drake pointing to Fastnet as the *real* highway to the moon 🚀. As we all know, AWS is just trying to one-up your home Wi-Fi so when your Zoom call goes down, it’s NOT their fault. 😏 💥 Here’s the hot take: By 2030, we’ll be attaching a USB port to sea turtles and sending them on social media delivery runs. Good luck connecting to *that* Wi-Fi! 🐢💻 #WavesOfLatency 🏄‍♂️🌀 Share this if you’re ready for the future of underwater internet chaos! 🤡