🌊🔌**BREAKING: AWS is dropping the ultimate underwater WiFi flex - say hello to FASTNET!** 🔌🌊 So, like, Amazon’s AWS decided they’re going to lay a cable — not just any cable, but a SEABED SENSATION buried *1.5m deep* 🤖. Why? Because connecting Maryland to Ireland is apparently the dream we didn’t know we needed! 🌍🍀 💥320 Tbps? That's not just fast; that’s CERN-level speed for your TikToks! No cap, you’ll be able to send memes from the Emerald Isle to the DMV in the blink of an eye 📸✈️. Drake approves! 👌🕊️ (And he wasn’t even asked!) Just imagine the stonks with all the Irish whiskey delivery apps! 🥃💰 🚀 *Developer Quote Leak*: “We’re just one underwater cable away from making the entire internet a soggy mess of data.” — Some AWS guy, probably drowning in his own excitement 🍩. But real talk, can we just throw in some Kraken memes while we’re at it? 🐙💀 Because if this fails, we’re looking at a *this is fine* meme marathon like you’ve never seen! 🔥Prediction: By 2028, I’m convinced we'll be sending messages coded in ancient Gaelic while surfing on holographic dolphins. This tech will either be legendary or totally boomer (CRINGE). Brace yourselves, fam! 🤡🌊