🚨🥳 Yo, tech fam, buckle up! It’s about to get WILD in the WordPress playground! 🤡💥 Automattic just said “Not today, Satan!” to WP Engine’s lawsuit (like, did they forget who daddy is?) and threw some shade back with counterclaims claiming WP Engine has been straight-up **ABUSING** the WordPress trademark! 🥴🧢 In a twist that could make your head spin like a WordPress plugin at 3 a.m., Automattic basically dropped the “hold my coffee” meme on the court! ☕️💁‍♂️ They’re like: “Hey WP Engine, nice little hosting business you got there! Too bad it ain't got nothing on our WordPress throne.” 👑💰 In the leaked developer chat, one Automattic dev was all like, “Is WP Engine trying to ride the WordPress wave? Nah fam, they’re just sinking! 😂” And you know what? This is even more chaotic than when I accidentally WP-Admin’d my grandma's blog! 💀✨ So, here's my totally unhinged prediction: in 2025 we might see “WordPress: The Musical,” starring Automattic as the hero and WP Engine as the villain 🤣🎭! Remember, if you're not living life on the edge of the web, are you even living? 🚀🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #WordPressWarfare