💥🛡️ BREAKING: Automating Pentest Delivery! 7 Key Workflows to Save Your Cyber Skelly! 🔑🤖 🚨 Listen up, tech fam! If you’re still sending static reports in PDFs like it’s 1999, it's time to GTFU (Get The Flow Up) into the future of pentesting! 🚀💾 These static lumps are about as useful as a floppy disk in a cloud-first world! 🤡 Imagine this: 👀 *"Yo, bruh, I just finished this pentest. Wanna see my findings?"* *proceeds to hand over a 50-page PDF that even Google Translate refuses to read* 😱 This is FINE! 🔥 *drake pointing meme** Say goodbye to cringey delivery! ✋ You know what stonks are? Automating these workflows so your *security squad* can save the day with the rapidity of a cat meme going viral! 🤩💸 But no cap, I’m convinced these developers are living in *galaxy brain mode* while we are still flipping through spreadsheets like some kinda savage. 🥴 Imagine if your CI/CD pipeline actually delivered security findings? *"Leaked quote* from some dev: *'We want our pentest results as fast as my delivery pizza—hot and ready!'* 🍕 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, EVERY pentest will be delivered via hologram, and if you're still using PDFs, your career will be as dead as Blockbuster! 💀💔 So join the automate revolution or face eternal cringe, because *real talk*, the future is HERE! 💪🚀