🚨💰BREAKING: Autodesk Stock Goes *BRRR* 🏦🔥 Hold up, y’all! Autodesk just pulled a glow-up on its stock 🚀, jumping a whopping 9%+ like your buddy who finds gas money before a party. Homeboy dropped the deets that their earnings are SLAYING expectations, and they’re flexing a raised full-year guidance like a gym bro on leg day. 🏋️‍♂️💪 But let’s be real for a sec—AutoCAD, ya know, that ancient artifact from 1982, is still the go-to for engineers. 😂 Like my grandma on Zoom, it’s OLD but somehow still manages to get it done. #GalaxyBrain 👽✨ LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Honestly, we just told investors we’d fix bugs, and they threw money at us like it’s confetti. Imagine getting paid just for saying ‘we're working on it’! 😤💀” Is it just me or is this reminiscing about a CAD tool that could be in a museum while making them rich? Train your AI, folks! At this rate, the only thing that needs to be designed is a grave for innovation! 😱 *Hot take:* Watch Autodesk’s stock crash faster than your dreams during a 3 AM coding session. Stonks? Nah, it’s a recipe for “this is fine.” 😂🔥 Pass the popcorn! 🍿