🚗💥 ALERT: The AUTO-ocalypse is nigh, and the car CEOs are more lost than a toddler in an IKEA! 🧸🌀 The world is on fire (literally, thanks Elon 🌋) and our beloved motor chariots are rumbling like a fridge full of expired ranch! 🥴 Like, seriously — Ford's CEO is out here vibing in a meme-tier existential crisis, while BYD's execs are dual-wielding spreadsheets and praying for blessings from the stonks gods! 📈🙏 🌍💔 What's the plan, fam? The big wigs of Lamborghini and Polestar are making *eye contact intensifies* but it looks like they’re still waiting for their Uber to arrive in the 22nd century. 🚀 Can someone send them a post-it note that says "EV OR DIE"? 👀 "Honestly, I thought the apocalypse was just a marketing strategy," one of them probably said — let’s call him SuaveCeoRider69. 🕶️💼 Meanwhile, the rest are frantically Googling “How to pivot during a global crisis” like it’s a meme format! 🥵💿 In 2025, I predict your car will just be a drone that drives you to work while simultaneously selling your soul to the crypto gods. #GottaGetThatBread 🍞💰💎 So strap in, folks! The only plan these CEOs have is “Hope we magically figure it out!” and honestly, that’s pretty cringe. 🤡 Who’s ready for a 5-wheeled experience? 🤖👽