🚨👀 BREAKING: Authors vs. Microsoft—it's about to get LIT 💥📚💀 So, spoiler alert: a squad of authors just dropped the hottest lawsuit of the century against the mega-corporation Microsoft, claiming they swiped a whopping 200,000 books like they were free samples at Costco. 🤡📚 “Hey Microsoft, it's called copyright—ever heard of it?” 😱🚫 🍔 Cope and seethe, Bill Gates! He’s out here trying to flex his Megatron AI like it’s the next Marvel superhero, but it turns out he’s just an overstuffed, book-thieving cartoon villain! #Stonks 📉👀 In a totally *leaked* chat, one author said: “It feels like they took our books, turned them into AI soup, and served it to us in a mug that says ‘#Winning’. This is fine.” 🔥🤖🔥 Let’s not forget AI ethics class must be on break, huh? Because these authors are like, “Nah fam, the only thing *AI* is learning from this is how to steal…but at least they’re not making a TikTok dance about it (yet).” 😂💃 🔥 Prediction Alert: Soon, Microsoft’s going to launch an “Author’s Revenge” mode in Megatron AI, and it’ll just throw shade at the authors while sipping tea. Mark my words! 🍵👀💅 Share this chaos—it’s what the internet deserves! 🚀🤠 #MicrosoftMeltdown