"Australia's search engines: Here for the memes, but gotta show ID first ๐๐ #NoCap #BoomerAlert"
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: Age Verification is Hitting the ๐SEARCH ENGINES in Australia!๐ฆ๐บ๐ฅ ๐คก๐ฅ Gather 'round, meme lords and internet aficionados, because this wild ride is about to take you straight down the cringe rabbit hole! ๐ฐ๐ป Are you ready for the hottest new tech reveal? NO CAP? This is literally just a glorified โKid Checkโ for Google and Bing! ๐ Stonks? More like stonks-on-the-ground! ๐๐ According to โunnamed sourcesโ (aka my buddy Steve who works in tech), one developer was heard muttering, โWhat do you mean I need to verify ages? I was just trying to help kids look up memes, now I gotta check if they're underage?! ๐คฆโโ๏ธโ Drake is pointing at the 'age verification' like he's saying, "This is a big L." ๐ Fr fr, can't wait for those 12-year-olds to bypass this with a very adult-sounding โMr. Bigpantsโ in the box! And whatโs the tech solution? A flashy pop-up that says, โAre you REALLY old enough to use this?โ ๐ This is fine! ๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐ Future Prediction: By 2025, everyone will just identify as โ100 years oldโ online! Age verification? More like age improvisation! ๐ค๐ฐ WELCOME TO THE WILD FURTURE, PEOPLE! ๐ #AgeVerificationButMakeItMeme ๐ โจ Spread the word!