🚨BREAKING NEWS: Aussie regulators go full gladiator on Microsoft’s ass! 🤡💀 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 and set your notifications because Australia’s competition watchdog, ACCC, just performed a Suplex City finisher on Microsoft 💪🤖! They’re throwing down in the dojo over some shifty pricing notifications for Microsoft 365 Copilot—because nothing says "AI upgrade" like sneaky fees, right? 😤 Imagine telling your fam you’re getting AI to help with your work, only to hit 'SIGN UP' and suddenly it’s like: "SURPRISE! You owe us your firstborn! 🍼💸" Like, dude, chill. This isn't 2077 and I don't need to trade my soul for Word! 📄💀 One “leaked” Microsoft dev was overheard saying, “We thought 'Copilot' meant helping, not highway robbery. What are we—Uber?!” 🚗💨🔥 In other news, my very unofficial sources (aka my cat 🐱) say that Microsoft is just trying to pivot to a new business model: selling overpriced coffee mugs with the slogan “This Pricing Is Fine” ☕😂. Prediction time: Microsoft's new mascot will be a disgruntled kangaroo named "Roo-verdraft" who *definitely* won't let you escape those hidden fees! 🦘💰 To infinity and beyond with the cringe, my friends! Share this madness and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 🌌🔥