🚨🇦🇺 BREAKING NEWS: Australia just hit the "Control + Alt + Delete" on your favorite social media playgrounds! 🤡💀 That’s right fam, the Land Down Under is throwing a tantrum and saying “NOPE!” to the kiddies under 16 on almost every platform that's not a pre-approved text-based RPG! 📵💔👾👇 Facebook? OUT. Instagram? NOPE. TikTok? Forget it! They’re adding Reddit and Kick to the list like they're filling up a shopping cart in a cringe TikTok sound challenge. 🤪💅 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We did the math—our user base is now 0-16 because even the cool kids on Reddit are too busy arguing if pineapple belongs on pizza to be included!” 😤🍍🍕 *Stonks? More like no stonks.* Drake is even like: "Instagram’s too basic. Give me KICK’s cringe!" ✋🚫✨ But wait—what’s next? Are we gonna ban them from playing Minecraft too? 🤔💥🔥 Here’s a hot take: this is ALL a ploy to get kids addicted to IRL interactions. 🤯🌌 Like, "we can’t have them bonding over memes; they might actually make real friends!" 🤖🔥 So listen, Australia—next time you wanna ban something, how about banning adulting?!?! 💰 Give us back our memes or we riot! 🗣💣💥