🚨 Breaking News, Internet Fam! 🚨 Australia just announced they’re putting Google and Microsoft on a TEENAGE SQUAD CHECK! 😱💻💥 Imagine a world where Uncle Google has to check if you’re 12 or 52 before you search “anime cat memes” or that scandalous tutorial on how to install Linux. 🐱‍👤 According to our *totally real and not at all imaginary* source, “Yo, age-checking is gonna be lit… for the 12-year-olds who think they’re slick but still gotta ask their mom for permission!” 😏🔥 We love to see it, but let’s be real: who thought this was a good idea? I can already see the 10,000 cringe TikToks about how to fake your age so you can keep searching those spicy memes. Drake is pointing, and he’s saying “Ain’t nobody got time for age checks!” But fr fr, it’s like, Australia 👀, don’t try to turn Google into the Internet Police 🚓. Next thing you know, we’ll all be getting a “This is Fine” meme with a watermark from Microsoft because you forgot to verify you’re 21. 😂💔 Hot take: If this works, prepare for a new TikTok trend: “How to Lie About Your Age on Google”—that'll go viral faster than a *Stonks* meme! 💰🚀