🚨💰🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CertifID just secured a whopping $47.5M in Series C funding, and it ain’t just because they know how to spice up those infinitely boring real estate transactions! 🤯💸💀 Austin-based CertifID is out here fighting wire fraud like it's a high-stakes game of Among Us. 🕵️‍♂️💻 “We’re basically the superheroes of real estate, but instead of capes, we wear really serious-looking shirts,” said a developer who may or may not have just been hype-man-ing himself in the break room. 😂🤖 #NoCap Led by Centana Growth Partners (shoutout to Ryan Lawler over at Axios for the lowdown), they’re proving that you can have tech that’s both hot 🔥 and, um, actually useful—sorry crypto bros! 🚫💎 While you all sit here coping and seething over your stonks, real estate peeps are out here getting certified🔒. And let me hit you with the galaxy brain take: in 5 years, we're all gonna be buying *houses* through TikTok dances—mark my words! 💃🏠💸 So buckle up, fam! This is NOT your grandmother's real estate tech (unless she’s a very well-connected grandma)! 🚀🤡 #RealEstateWizards 🥴