🔥🚨💀 HOLD UP! Australia just hit the *ultimate cringe* button on Twitch! 🤡💔 Aussie internet overlords are coming for the teenage gamers with a new ban hammer, and guess what? Twitch is now officially on that "no underage chill" list! 🚫👶 Starting from January 9th, ALL 16-and-under accounts are getting the DEACTIVATE treatment—like someone facing elimination in Squid Game! 😱💀 Imagine this convo in the Twitch HQ: **Developer 1:** "So, like, what's the plan for young gamers?" **Developer 2:** "Easy! Let’s just give them the boot and keep the adults spending cash!" 💰🔥 **Developer 1:** "Big-brain move! The galaxy would be proud!" 🌌🤯 Drake is pointing left, right, and center: *"This is NOT the vibe!"* But hey, let's not kid ourselves; maybe it’s just a *"this is fine"* situation with a side of *"cope and seethe."* 🤷‍♂️💩 So what does this even mean? 🤔 Say goodbye to dream streams and hello to sad teenage squirrels in Australia! 🐿️💔 If you’re under 16, your Twitch dreams are going *BOOM* 💥 — buh-bye, epic gamer moments! **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2024, teens will be livestreaming on *literal toaster ovens* because “the algorithm” told them it’s all about the vibe, and who needs real streams anyway! 🥴🚀 #Stonks Share this spicy chaos and tag your fave teen gamer! 🎮✨