🚨BREAKING: AUSSIE TECH TRIAL LAYS DOWN THE LAW ON KIDS AND SOCIAL MEDIA!🚨💥 Listen up, fam! 🦘🇦🇺 The land of kangaroos and bad coffee is throwing a major curveball—AGE CHECKS ON SOCIAL MEDIA ARE ACTUALLY POSSIBLE! 🤯🤖 Like, no cap, the government is like, “Yo, if those under-16s wanna slide into TikTok, they need to prove they're not browsing on their mom's iPad!” 💀💔 Imagine the little gremlins getting yeeted off the internet because they forgot their birth certificate at home. 🤣📅 But come on, the real question is: what do you mean you can check ages but still can’t fix the lag on my Zoom calls?! 🤔💸 Developer quote leak 💬: “We made age verification work, but if you think we’re gonna fix bugs in our app, you’re smoking that good stuff, mate!” 🌬️🔥 And don't even get me started on the stonks. 📈💰 This move is about as based as a dad who checks Twitter for news and calls it "the internet"—definitely a major cope moment! 😬 So, sit tight, under-16s; your social media privileges are about to go *poof* like my attention span during a Zoom meeting! 👀✨🔥 Prediction time: In 3 months, we'll see a new social media platform only for under-16s that revolves entirely around TikTok dances for communicating! This is fine. 🌈😂