🍏🤖 *BREAKING NEWS: The App Store Wars Are Heating Up!* 🔥🔥 So, here we are living in the splendid chaos of 2023, where a bunch of kangaroo-loving judges just dropped the *most legendary* ruling that could make even Thanos blink twice. 🤯🇦🇺💪 The Australian court has officially decided that Apple and Google have been swinging their market power like they’re at a home run derby! *Let’s just say, Epic Games is out here like*: > "Finally, we’ve got a W that isn’t just a typo! 🏆✌️" This verdict has all the flavor of a spicy meat pie, folks! Apple and Google ain’t just sipping espresso every afternoon; they been *cranking up those monopoly vibes* to levels that make stonks look like a penny stock. 📈👀 Rumor has it, one of the judges was overheard saying, “This is fine...but also not fine” while scrolling through their own app stores. *Typical Aussie wit, I love it!* 🐨💀 What’s next, you ask? With this kind of energy, we might see Epic Games launch Fortnite on Mars next. 🚀💰 Mayhaps they'll let you battle it out in a *“Who owns the galaxy!”* mode? 👾 So buckle up, fam. The App Store is about to get a serious glow-up—fr fr. 🚀💥 🔮 *Hot Take:* 2024 is gonna be the year where your *Nana’s bingo app* starts demanding royalties. You heard it here first! 💀🤡