🚀💰💥 LISTEN UP, EARTHLINGS! Brace yourselves, 'cause Auriga Space just unlocked the 🔥 next level of rocket tech with a $6M bag to create launch tracks powered by magnets. Yeah, that's right! 👀✨ Forget burning dinosaurs (aka fossil fuels) to escape good ol’ Mother Earth. These nerds are all about that electromagnetic life! ⚡💫 Imagine this: Instead of strapping a multi-million dollar payload to a fire-breathing tube 🤯💨, they’re slingshotting it into the cosmos like a child flinging a slingshot at their sibling. Apparently, Elon Musk just said: “This is how you show gravity who’s boss.” (Leaked dev quote? Nah, just a regular Tuesday for Elon.) 🤖👀 So, while SpaceX is busy flexing with its shiny rockets 🦾🌌, Auriga is like, “Why not just *zap* it into orbit?” 😎💪 Talk about a glow-up; all I see is stonks 📈 and zero emissions, fam! So here's the tea ☕: In 5 years, everyone *except* Elon will be launching payloads like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. You heard it here first, folks! And guess what? The first satellite to be launched this way WILL have a cat meme 🤡🌎 as its payload. You can’t make this up! 😂🔥 Time to level-up our rocket game, folks! 🔥💸 #MagnetLaunch #AstronautCats