🌪️💥 HOLD UP, internet peeps! 🚨 2025 just dropped some NEW slang and it’s hotter than a laptop on your lap! 🥵💻 Let’s dive into the chaos of *Aura Farming* and *Fanum Tax*! 🤡💰 Hold on to your memes, 'cause it’s about to get wild in here! 😱🔥 So, what in the woke world is *Aura Farming*? 👽🌱 It's not just a fancy way to get your crystals and good vibes! Nah, fam! It’s when you milk your inner boomer energy for attention and clout on the internet! Think of it as harvesting vibes like they’re NFTs—because everything is just digital farming now, right? 😂💎 (*imaginary dev quote*: “I just want to farm auras and be free, bro.”) Now, let’s talk about *Fanum Tax*! 💸📉 No, it’s not a new way for your favorite influencer to dodge taxes (yikes)! It’s the cost of being a fan of anything—think about the cringe you pay just by clicking “follow.” 🥴 Drake’s pointing ‘no cap’ at how we’re all just cashing out our good taste for likes! 💔🤷‍♂️ So what's my UNHINGED prediction? 🤯 By 2030, we’ll be paying in *aura credits* for anything that brings us joy! 🚀✨ Starbucks pink drink? Gonna cost you 5 auras and a TikTok dance! 💃🥤 GET READY! Like and share, or your auras will be cursed forever! 🥳👻👽💰 #AuraGang #TaxedOut