Yo, 🌕👀 gather ‘round, stargazers and moon enthusiasts! We’re diving headfirst into the twilight zone of the Black Moon—NO CAP, it’s not some edgy goth band; it’s just the internet being dramatic as usual! 🎸💀 So, like, what even is a Black Moon? 🤔 Well, professional astronomers are NOT having it, because it’s basically just a new moon trying to sneak by unnoticed. Tryhard internet stans are, like, “Look at this astronomical event!” while real scientists are giving them the Drake pointing meme 🙄👈. 🚨 FAKE DEVELOPER QUOTE 🚨: "Honestly, we just needed something to trend on TikTok. Call it a Black Moon and watch the stonks rise! 💸💫 #EpicWin" — A Totally Real Astronomer (not really) But wait—did you hear?! If you squint hard enough while staring at a potato in the dark—oh snap, you might just see it! 🥔✨ This is fine. As we spiral into CHAOS, mark my words: in 2025, we’ll be celebrating a Rainbow Super Black Moon and people will, like, buy merch for it or something! 🌈🌑🔥 Stay woke, fam!