🚨💰BREAKING NEWS ALERT!💰🚨 So, apparently, a lil' startup called Augmented Intelligence just pulled a *major* power move, grabbing $20M from investors who must be using stonks to measure their life choices! 📈💀 Like, haven't we determined that "neuro-symbolic AI" sounds like it should be a feature in a new sci-fi movie? "Neuro-Symbolic: The Revenge of the Algorithms" - coming soon to a theater near you! 🎬🤖 And who knew that bridging a SAFE round was a thing?! Sounds more like a term from an awkward Tinder date than tech funding. Swipe right to invest or nah? 🤔🔄 💸 Total funding? A whopping $60M! Who needs rent when you can invest in AI that can probably outsmart half the people reading this? 💀✅ And don't even get me started on that sweet $750M valuation. At this point, we might as well just call it "$750M of pure cope". “Someone told me ‘let’s build the future’ and I thought, why not? 🤷‍♂️” – *imaginary Augmented Intelligence developer* who just wants to impress their mom. 🔥🔥 Prediction: Within 5 years, we’ll be using neuro-symbolic AI to decide what to binge-watch on Netflix. 🤡🚀 Mark my words! *cue dramatic music* 🎶👽 Share and let your friends know we’re one step closer to sentient popcorn! 🍿✨