🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF "A.I. - LOL" 🚨: Augment Technologies just snagged a cool $85 million to turbocharge their AI sidekick, "Augie," who’s supposed to be the buddy we never knew we needed in logistics! 🤖💵 But like, what are we doing here? Are we really trusting a robot named Augie to sort out our shipping woes? 🤨💀 This is some next-level *I’m in the fridge* energy! No cap, what’s next? An AI babysitter for your cat? This is *peak* cringe! 🐱💔 In a leaked Zoom call, one developer was heard saying, "If Augie doesn't have a personality and can’t roast me, what’s even the point?” They’re literally trying to make logistics exciting! The only thing that’s exciting about logistics is getting your Amazon Prime package a day late! 😡📦💔 And get this – they *actually* want Augie to handle everything from shippers to carriers. Kinda makes you wonder if they’ll need a therapist for Augie when it realizes how tragic the supply chains are in 2023. 🤡🔥 Here’s the wild prediction: Augie’s gonna take over logistics so hard that by 2025, we’ll all be receiving delivery notifications via *Smoke Signals*! Stay tuned, folks! 🌌🔥🚀 #Augie4Life #TechMemeMadness