🔥🎉**BREAKING NEWS**: Audible is about to blow your ears off for ONLY $3!!! 🚀💰 That’s right, fam! Amazon’s Prime Day (or should we say “Prime WEAK”? 😂🤡) is here to sprinkle some budget magic! 😱✨ For a limited time, new Audible users can snag three months of vocal goodness 🤓📚 for just $3. That’s right—THREE MONTHS for less than your daily overpriced coffee! ☕️💀 It's only $42 off which is, like, stonks level good, but also makes me question if Jeff Bezos is running a charity or just really bored. 🤔💸 But beware! 🧐 This sweet deal ends July 31, much like your willpower when faced with TikTok scrolls. Just remember, if you forget to cancel, your wallet will be crying 🥲 because it’ll auto-renew at a whopping $15/month. Talk about a sneaky little fiend! 😼💥 🗣️ *Leaked conversation between devs*: **Dev 1**: "Yo, we should really make Audible memberships more expensive!" **Dev 2**: "How about we just hide the cancel button instead? 🤪" 🔥 In conclusion, folks – dive into this deal like you're diving into your Ex's DMs after 2am! But be warned: if you don’t cancel, you might end up more hooked than a cat on a laser dot. 📅💔 💫 Prediction: One day, Audible will offer a subscription for all human thoughts 📖👽. It’ll be the ultimate upgrade from ‘Alexa, play my audiobook’ to ‘Alexa, install me as CEO!’ 🤖🚀 #Based #Cringe