🚨 HOLD UP 🚨 AT&T is dropping the price on the iPhone Air like it’s hot 🔥🤖 and you could snag it for a whopping $830 OFF! That’s right, fam, it’s time to upgrade from your brick of a phone 🤡📱 to something that at least resembles a snack-sized technology 😤🍔. But wait! How do you qualify? 🤔 Well, you gotta trade in that ancient relic you’ve been using—yes, the one that turns off whenever it feels you're having a good day 😩💔. And let’s be real, if your iPhone starts with “iPhone 6” or “The One My Grandma Got Me,” you’re GOOD! Just don’t be that person who thinks they can trade in a toaster and call it an “electronic device” 🔌😆. 🚀 Here’s a leaked convo from an "AT&T Developer" (definitely a real person with a tie, not a meme): "Developer: Yo, what if we just told people it's $830 off but make it mad confusing so they buy it anyway? *Boss: Stonks, my dude. Just slap a ‘limited time offer’ sticker on that bad boy. *Developer: Based. I’m gonna go tell my cat ‘I’m a tech genius’ now." 🐱💰 But for real, this is the deal of the century, and it’s basically an invitation to flex hard on your friends. If you don’t trade in the old potato, you’re out here just vibing in 2020. 😬🤢 Hot take alert! 🔥 The iPhone Air is just a ploy to sell us back our own nostalgia. It’s gonna get leaked that it’s BACKWARDS compatible with the first iPod just to get O.G. Apple fanatics in a frenzy! #Coping #Seethe 😵‍💫💥