🚨🍏💻 BREAKING: Apple Just Dropped macOS Tahoe 26.1 Like It’s Hot 🔥🚀 Get ready to install the most anticipated public beta of the year! No, it’s not the latest TikTok dance craze, it’s macOS 26.1! 🍏✨ But wait, is that excitement I hear? Or just the sound of a thousand disgruntled coders seething in their moms’ basements? 🤡💀 First off, who even names these updates? "Tahoe"? Sounds like the name of a stylish new bong, not an operating system. But I digress… 🚬🌊 **How to Install:** 1. Head over to System Preferences like it's a black hole 🕳️ and you're trying to escape reality. 2. Click on “Software Update” - aka the digital version of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" 3. Hit that download button faster than Apple makes excuses for their missing features! 😂 🗣️ **Leaked Apple Developer Quote**: “We just add numbers to the names and pray the users don’t notice the bugs!” 💅👀 **Hot Take**: By 2025, Apple users will be installing updates through their smart toasters. Watch out for the macOS Toastmasters Edition! 🍞🔥 So go ahead, install that beta. Just don’t blame us when your Mac looks more like a glitchy version of *The Matrix*! 🤖💾 Stonks? Nah, stonks are dead. This is tragic! 😱💰