🚨👀 HOLD UP! Anthropic is back at it again - this time with Claude Code’s new tool that’s apparently the key to unlocking your organization’s ROI like it’s some kind of treasure map! 💰🗺️ But let’s be real, these ROI metrics are about as useful as a GPS that only leads to a pizza joint. 🍕🤷‍♂️ "👨‍💻 Dude, I saw it once in a meeting slide! We can max out our ROI!!!" 💀💔 said a *LEAKED DEVELOPER* JUST TRYING TO CODE IN PEACE. Meanwhile, back in the trenches, engineers are like “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 👨‍💼 "What IS working? What ISN'T working?" 🤔 Are we running a spaceship or a glorified coffee shop? 🚀☕️ How do you 'maximize ROI' on the emotional labor of stressed-out devs? Sounds like the stonks meme of the year but without any profits! 📉😱 So, if you think this tool will turn your team into a squad of ROI superheroes, then you might be *cope*ing harder than a TikToker pretending to love kale! 🌱😂 **Hot Take:** By 2025, I predict Anthropic will be using this tool to predict the next big meme trend #ClaudeMeme 👑📲! 💥 Get ready to trade your boring metrics for chaos! 🤪✨