“AT&T says ‘not us fam’ after Trump’s call goes full potato 🍟💀 #NetworkFail #Cringe”
🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS: AT&T vs. Trump Conference Call Showdown! 💥📞 Listen up, fam! AT&T just dropped a bombshell bigger than your grandma’s meatloaf: they ain’t takin’ the L for that cringe-worthy “major conference call” where Trump threw shade like a pro! 🌧️😱 Apparently, it was ALL the fault of some mysterious “conference call platform” that we’re pretty sure was built by a bunch of interns on a coffee break. ☕️💻 In an epic saga worthy of a Netflix series, the Donald took to Truth Social (yeah, that’s a THING) to roast AT&T like a marshmallow at Camp Cringe. 🔥🔥 He said they were “totally unable to make their equipment work properly,” which, I mean… are we sure he wasn't talking about his own hair? 🤔💁♂️ AT&T, in a response that can only be described as "Oops, my bad," claimed their team was on it faster than a kid chasing the ice cream truck. 🚚💨 But fr fr, can you imagine the AT&T CEO in a hamster wheel trying to fix this mess? 🐹💥 "Honestly, we thought it was just the usual operator incompetence," said an *unnamed source* at AT&T. “Turns out it was just a Zoom call thrown back to 2003.” 😬 🔥 **Hot Take Alert** 🔥: I predict in 2024, AT&T will announce a brand-new “Trump-Proof Conference Call” service — because who doesn't want their audio to sound like a wet sock? 📉💰💀 Spread the meme chaos, this is too good to keep to yourself! 🎉🚀