AT&T said "Pics or it didnโt happen" to 911 ๐๐ธ๐ No cap, life just got less cringe! ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ธ๐ฅ BREAKING: AT&T just decided to kick 911 tech into *high gear* like a toddler on a sugar rush! ๐๐ฅ Say goodbye to sending smoke signals and hello to your *emergency selfies*! ๐คณ๐ Starting October, AT&T is rolling out its ultra-hip ESInet, a.k.a. the *Emergency Snoop-net*. ๐๐พ Now you can send pics and videos to dispatchers faster than you can say โOh no, whatโs that on fire?!โ ๐ฅ๐ No cap, itโs like texting your BFF, but instead of getting a โLOL,โ you get a firefighter showing up with a hose! ๐โจ Imagine the dispatchers watching your video of that cat stuck in a tree, like, โThis is fine.โ ๐น๐ณ #Stonks In a leaked chat that definitely didnโt happen, one AT&T dev supposedly said, โBro, if they can send memes, they can send emergencies. #LifeGoals.โ ๐คก๐ฌ So letโs be real, if this tech actually works, we might just save lives while serving SEVERE *Galaxy Brain* vibes. ๐ง ๐ Fr fr, if youโre still using a flip phone, just know youโre missing out on *saving the world*. ๐จ๐ฅHOT TAKE: Next we will have AI dispatchers that just reply with โkโ and send a drone ๐ค. And thatโll totally be fine, right? #ThisIsFine ๐ฑ๐