🚨🎉💰 BREAKING NEWS: AT&T just dropped a casual $23 BILLION for some radio waves! Yeah, you read that right! That's a whole lotta cash for 50MHz of low-band and mid-band spectrum! 💥📡💸 Who needs a yacht when you can have SPECTRUM, am I right? 😂🛥️ #Spectrummm 💀 In a totally *not cringe* move that would make even Drake go 🤔, AT&T is asking EchoStar for a *whopping* helping of low-band magic, because who wouldn’t want to vibe with some extra frequencies in their life? 🤖✨ Expect faster texts for those classic “can I borrow $20?” moments 🙏💸. A “source” (aka my cat) told me, “Honestly, they could’ve made it rain with their #seethe energy instead. Maybe invest in better customer service? 🤭” AT&T be like “We’re just trying to catch all the bars, fam.” 🔥 But wait, there’s more! This deal is set to close by mid-2026 – literally in dog years. So by then, we’ll probably be communicating telepathically and STILL be waiting for a signal 💁‍♂️. HOLD MY CAT: I predict AT&T will somehow manage to screw this up harder than my grandma trying to send an email! 🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #MemeTheSpectrum