🌧️🦚 ATLANTA, WE HAVE A RAINFOREST ☔️💸 – and no, it's not just a new theme park for bankers to go and cry about their investments! 🚀💰 This latest startup on the block, Rainforest, just landed a $29 million Series B from none other than Matrix and Infinity, boosting its total stash to a wild $57.5 million! 💸🔫 What do they do? THEY EMBED PAYMENT PROCESSING INTO YOUR PLATFORMS. You know, like how your ex embeds themselves into your mind even after you’ve moved on?! 😅🥴 You just *know* this is gonna end up meme-ing its way into the history books 🤡📚 👀 Developer Quote Leaked: "Honestly, we’re just making it rain…forests. 🌳💰 If you can’t tell by now, we’re basically the Mario of payment processing. Just jumping through hoops, collecting coins!" 🎮💀 Time to raise a toast 🥂 to the future of “cringe fintech” y’all! And let’s be real, it’s like stonks but for your daily payments, fr fr! 📈😂 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2025, we'll all just be using Rainforest's technology to pay for LIFE ITSELF. “Swipe right to live” is coming folks! Mark my words. ✌️💥