🚀✨ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GALAXY OF MISSSED MOONSHOTS 🚀✨ Astro Teller, the CEO of Alphabet’s super secretive lab known as X (no, not that X, get your mind outta the gutter 🥴), just dropped a GARGANTUAN bombshell on us: they’re rocking a stellar 2% hit rate on their “moonshots” 💯🎯. That's right, they're basically throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping for a rocket launch. Talk about "THIS IS FINE" level chaos! 😂🔥 "Honestly, we just enjoy watching stuff crash and burn," said Teller in a totally NOT fabricated leaked quote 🤡💀. "It’s like a free fireworks show, but with less safety regulations!" I mean, stonks are going to the moon… or are they? ↗️💰 Meanwhile, everyone else is just flipping the script like it's Drake pointing at that 2% like it's a trip to the gym. So what’s their plan? “Process over results,” they cry, while investors seethe with disappointment. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 🔥: In 5 years, X will launch a product that literally just shoots marshmallows into space. And you know what? It’ll probably make more money than their self-driving car project. 💥🍬 🤖💥 So gear up, fam! Grab your helmets, the future's looking like a meme and we’re all aboard this ridiculous rocket ship! #TechIsWild #MoonshotMadness 💥🚀