📺🎮🎉 Hold onto your hoodies, gamers—it's time to pull the Assassin's Creed TV series out of the development graveyard where it’s been sleeping for 5 YEARS! 😱💤 Yes, Netflix finally took its foot off the brake and said, “Screw it! Let's just throw some pixels at the wall and see what sticks!” 😜🤖 So after a REAL lifetime of changing directors like I change socks, we’ve landed with Roberto Patino (from that show about motorcycles, y’know, Sons of Anarchy 🏍️💀) and David Wiener (who probably just Googled “how to not make terrible TV” 📜🤔). But hey, at least we can expect some “stabby stabby” action and *maybe* a sprinkle of existential dread—because what’s more Assassin’s Creed than questioning your life choices while parkouring off a skyscraper? 🤷‍♂️✨ 🎬💸 “If this flops, we’ll just pretend it was an artistic choice,” whispered a Netflix dev in a leaked Zoom meeting last week. 😂👀 Low-key, this could be the ultimate flex or the biggest cringe fest since the last Transformer movie—either way, I’m here for the chaos! 🚀🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Brace yourselves, fam—by Season 2, Netflix will release a crossover with *Stranger Things*, and our favorite Assassins will be battling demogorgons. My theory? The "animus" is just a fancy word for bad Netflix decisions. 👽😅💣 #StonksButAlsoPain