🚨📉 BREAKING: ASML CFO Roger "Well-PREPARED" Dassen has just dropped some spicy tea on the chip-making game! ☕️💥 Apparently, with China's rare earths export curbs, ASML's shipment timeline is looking like an old-school dial-up connection—weeks-long delays incoming! 😂💻💨 **Leaked Developer Quote Alert**: “If only we could use regular earth instead of this rare junk... but here we are, vibing in the chaos!” 😩🚀 Listen up, fam! 🌍🦾 While ASML flexes its preparedness like it’s about to defeat the final boss in a video game 🎮 (STONKS GO UP ⚡️), the wider chips ecosystem? Yeah, it's over here like, “This is fine” while sitting in a burning room🔥. Can someone send help? But no cap, ASML might be well-prepared, but when does China EVER play nice? 🤔🧐 Get ready for chips to be more scarce than good Wi-Fi in a basement. Here’s an unhinged prediction for ya: By Christmas, we’ll be trading potato chips for GPUs! 🤣🥔💾 Mark my words! Now go on and share this viral chaos, fam—ASML ain't ready for this level of meme warfare! 💥👾