🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Who TF Are the 3 Billion Android Users?💥🚨 Welcome back to “Ask Jerry” – today’s episode of “Why Do I Even Have a Phone?” 🤡📱💔 Like, seriously, we know there are 3 billion Android users out there but who are these wildlings? 🏴‍☠️🤖 *Jerry, we're coming to you live —WHAT'S GOING ON?* 🤔👀 Jerry Hildenbrand, the tech wizard 🤓 who’s been in the Android trenches for 15 years, is here to spill the tea ☕️. He’s like the Gandalf of Googles 😤🔥. But WAIT—who are these users? Is it the dude who never updates his phone? 🐢 Or that one friend who STILL thinks they need 32GB of storage? 😂👌 Here's a leaked convo from the depths of Jerry's dark tech lab 🔍💼: 👩‍💻 Jerry’s Assistant: “So, you think these 3 billion users are just grandma and her bingo app?” 👨‍💻 Jerry: “Nah mate, it’s basically a stonks meme with half of them staring blankly at the screen trying to understand which app needs storage.” 😱 In conclusion, dear Android warriors, it’s all fun and games until you realize half of ‘em are using Android like a Gameboy from 1998. 💾💀💥 🔮 **Hot Take:** By 2024, 4 billion Android users will be in a cult dedicated to the nuances of Android updates. Mark my words! 🤯🤯 #AskJerry #ChaosReigns