🚨🎤 Yo fam, welcome back to another episode of "Ask Jerry" where we deep dive into the digital abyss and come out with Google News hacks more lit than your last TikTok dance! 💃💥 Ever wondered why you're getting news about penguin grooming tips when you just wanna keep up with the latest stonks? 🐧✂️📈 Yeah, same. Jerry’s here to turn that cringe into based content! Here’s how to curate your Google News like it's your own personal buffet, giving you all the juicy bites without the side of trash. 🍔🔥 👨‍💻 *Fake Jerry Quote*: “I once accidentally curated news about ferrets in space. Now I’m a ferret astronaut. Don’t be me.” 💀🚀 Step 1: Open up Google News. Step 2: Hit that *Customize* button harder than Drake turned down the “Hotline Bling.” 📱❌ Step 3: Swipe right on topics that don’t make you seethe and block those fake news gerbil articles. 🐹🚫 But here’s the tea, fam! ☕️ If you’re not curating, you’re just seething! So, stop scrolling through nonsense and curate like a boss. 🔥 HOT TAKE: 💥 In 2024, Google News will be sending you alerts for EVERYTHING, including your neighbor’s cat’s Instagram! This is fine... NOT! 🤡💰 Share this wisdom and let’s get that algorithm working for us, fam! 🚀👽 #JerryIsTheGOAT