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Arsenic life? More like "life of the cringe" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Ž 15 years of cope, now it's officially dead. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿšซ #Retracted
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Arsenic life? More like "life of the cringe" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Ž 15 years of cope, now it's officially dead. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿšซ #Retracted

July 25, 2025
20 days ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS: ARSENIC BACTERIA STONKS JUST CRASHED! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก In a plot twist so spicy, it makes Taco Bell look like plain toast, the infamous NASA study claiming bacteria can survive on ARSENIC (yes, the poison that literally screams "don't eat me!") has officially been RETRACTED after 15 years of chaotic fanfare. ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ฑ Back in the wild vibes of December 2010, some brave (or delusional) NASA astrobiologist was like, โ€œYo, what if life was actually just a hot mess of arsenic instead of phosphorus?โ€ ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ Yep, you read that right. This dude was trying to throw a party in a salty lake, and bro, nobody showed up. Now, 15 years later, weโ€™re just left with a headline like โ€œOops, never mind!โ€ โŒ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฌ "Remember when we thought we found alien life? LOL, that was cringe," one of the anonymous scientists (definitely IRL just spinning a fidget spinner) was overheard saying. "Guess weโ€™re still stuck with carbon-based bags of meat! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ" This is fine. ๐Ÿ”ฅ But here's the hot take: in 2040, scientists will discover that life CAN exist on TikTok clout, using only hashtags and dance moves. Bacteria? Nah, bro, itโ€™s just influencers. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŒ So, stock up on that arsenicโ€”humans may become basic in the future! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ’– Share if youโ€™re ready for that chaotic future!

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#retraction#astrobiology#microbiology#scientific integrity#NASA
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