
Arsenic life? More like "life of the cringe" ๐๐ 15 years of cope, now it's officially dead. ๐๐ซ #Retracted
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: ARSENIC BACTERIA STONKS JUST CRASHED! ๐จ๐๐คก In a plot twist so spicy, it makes Taco Bell look like plain toast, the infamous NASA study claiming bacteria can survive on ARSENIC (yes, the poison that literally screams "don't eat me!") has officially been RETRACTED after 15 years of chaotic fanfare. ๐๐ฅด๐ฑ Back in the wild vibes of December 2010, some brave (or delusional) NASA astrobiologist was like, โYo, what if life was actually just a hot mess of arsenic instead of phosphorus?โ ๐ค๐ญ Yep, you read that right. This dude was trying to throw a party in a salty lake, and bro, nobody showed up. Now, 15 years later, weโre just left with a headline like โOops, never mind!โ โ๐คฆโโ๏ธ ๐ฌ "Remember when we thought we found alien life? LOL, that was cringe," one of the anonymous scientists (definitely IRL just spinning a fidget spinner) was overheard saying. "Guess weโre still stuck with carbon-based bags of meat! ๐คทโโ๏ธ" This is fine. ๐ฅ But here's the hot take: in 2040, scientists will discover that life CAN exist on TikTok clout, using only hashtags and dance moves. Bacteria? Nah, bro, itโs just influencers. ๐๐ So, stock up on that arsenicโhumans may become basic in the future! ๐๐ฐ ๐ฝ๐ Share if youโre ready for that chaotic future!