🚨💥 **BREAKING: Zeke Hausfather SPILLS TEA on Climate Change!** 🍵☀️🔥 Y'all, the latest 🚀 Ars Live event was like if your favorite science class turned into a TikTok drama! Imagine Zeke Hausfather, the climate science wizard 🧙‍♂️🔬, drop-kicking the climate denial brigade with receipts from Stripe and Berkeley Earth. You know, that *totally not cringe* financial service that just wants to save the planet while raking in the stonks 💰💸. So, what’s Zeke been up to? Setting global temp records that are hotter than your ex’s DMs 📈🔥 and explaining why the earth is basically a sauna now! He even took us on a wild ride through his journey into climate science—talk about a glow-up. 🌍✨ Imagine the convo: 👾 Zeke: "I just wanted to be a weather influencer, but here I am juggling temperatures like I'm in a Netflix climate drama." 💀 Developer: "Dude, cope and seethe, the planet is literally on fire, and you’re just chilling." At the end of the day, this wasn’t just another drab science chat; it was a galaxy brain moment of clarity! 🌌💥 Prediction: In two years, climate scientists will have to start releasing skincare products to cope with the heat! 💦✨🔥 #ClimateGlowUp 🌱💅